YouCantSayShitLikeThat

Discussing hot women and languishing under sex deprivation. My friends, ppl. Such pure, wholesome individuals, no? Forged** not forced. #WTF #Lol #OMG #YouCantSayShitLikeThat #NoChill

I said to another mother today "yeah the kids are rarely sick, they haven't been sick at all since before Thanksgiving." Well guess who just cleaned puke out of the bed? #itsme #shameonme #iknowbetter #youcantsayshitlikethat #knockonwoodyouidiot #wehadagreatdaytoday #minusthebarf